cunt

13 Jan 2008

Alright let me just get this out of the way... yes "cunt" is a swear/curse word but it's not a forbidden word. Where I grew up (make of that statement what you will) it was as common as fuck or shit are to everyone else, just part of the normal every-day vocabulary. If someone was a "mad cunt" you had to listen to the tone behind the statement before judging it as a bad or good thing.

It wasn't until I moved down under (ironic don't you think!) that it suddenly because as heinous a crime as saying Voldemort is to all characters Potter. But fuck that shit I say! In fact I relish the shock-opportunity to drop the "C-bomb", as it's know in these parts, amongst people I first meet over industry drinks. I'm a deft hand at sliding it into the conversation as plain as talking about the weather, such as "Hi, I'm A. So, yes or no CUNT is a bad word?" without missing a beat. And right about then, during that stunned pause of silence, you hear that proverbial pin drop! Such fun!

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. See, that wasn't so bad now was it?! (Feel free to practise your word of the day in the comments.)

Oh, also, this is from the same series as Fuck Off Bastard which is another fun one. And I kiss my mother with this mouth? Yes, yes I do.

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